Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Harper's Island Bloop

Harper's Island Bloop

Yesterday, Netflix recommended I try out a miniseries titled, "Harper's Island." I was about two minutes into it when I saw this...

Seattle, Washingtion?
I turned it off immediately believing if production values are this bad it probably doesn't warrant my time. Washingtion?

So, is the show any good?

NPR Happenings

NPR Happenings

A few relevant articles from my favorite station for news and talk--NPR.

Haiku Traffic Signs Bring Poetry To NYC Streets
by NPR Staff

If you're walking or biking around New York City this weekend you might look up at a busy intersection and see signs like these:

[VIEW ARTICLE]


50 Favorite Albums of 2011 : NPR
Bright Eyes, The People's Key
[VIEW ARTICLE]


At MoMA, A Look At De Kooning's Shifts In Style
by Lloyd Schwartz
Woman I (1950-52) is one of the works featured in de Kooning: A Retrospective.
The exhibit is on display at the Museum of Modern Art through Jan. 9, 2012.
[VIEW ARTICLE]

Musician's Drawings

Musician's Drawings




New Touchdown Jesus Rendering

New Touchdown Jesus Rendering

The "Touchdown Jesus" statue in Ohio was engulfed in flames, and burned to the ground after a lightning strike in June 2010. The six-story-tall depiction of Jesus Christ with his arms raised stood in front of Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

An artist has now released a rendering of how the new statue may appear. It would be titled, "Touchdown Tebow." I'm indifferent with Tim Tebow, although I believe his NFL career at this point is slightly overrated. We'll wait and see how his entire career unfolds, but every one around him in the Denver Bronco's organization deserves some credit for their turn-around this year. However, this statue is a lot of praise dedicated to an individual man, and may be overdoing it a bit.

New "Touchdown Tebow" Rendering. wdsiemer ii

Kepler

Kepler

Several days back, scientists announced the discovery of a planet in the habitable zone called Kepler-22b. It is located about 600 light-years away, orbiting a sun-like star. If the greenhouse effect operates there similarly to how it does on Earth, the average surface temperature on Kepler-22b would be 72 degrees Fahrenheit (22 degrees Celsius).

This is only the beginning, considering the Kepler spacecraft has already detected more than 1,000 exoplanets. The far more interesting discovery will be the determination of the planet's chemical make-up.

There is new software being creating to assist with the rendering of exoplanets, but in the meantime here's an artist's rendition of what the planet may look like.

Artist's Rendition of Kepler-22b

Monday, December 5, 2011

There's a Opossum in the Christmas Tree

There's a Opossum in the Christmas Tree

A spoof off Photos We've Seen (a lot). I see hundreds of photos of people's pets under their Christmas Tree, especially cats. So, Jimmy the Opossum took a minute from his day to pose from my Christmas Tree. Now isn't that a lot better than seeing a cat that looks like every other cat under the tree?

Jimmy the Opossum will eat your cat. wdsiemer ii

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Three Sad Updates

Three Sad Updates
William D. SIEMER II

#1
On 11/25/11, I posted "Flying Pig (Journal)" to detail how I was trying to train for the Flying Pig Marathon by running for 12 miles. The next day I ran 3.1 miles. Ever since I have been dehabilitated with an injury in my left ankle.

Sad.
Flying Pig Bacon.
#2
After I posted "Who is Little Debbie?" on 12/02/11, I was watching the first season of Dexter. In one scene he reaches into a drawer, and says something along the lines of Little Debbie's makes the world a better place. Something like that.

Zebra Cakes. wdsiemer ii
With this as my ammunition, I thought it would be a good idea to make the world a better place by sharing my Little Debbies. So, I purchased several boxes of Little Debbie at my local grocery store, unpackaged them, put four of them in a Pyrex tray, and brought them to a party.

Through the first couple hours, the Debbies remained uneaten. That was until my friend Peter ate the first Debbie. I announced there were only 3 Debbies left. Magic! The next time I checked the tray there was only 1 left. That is a 75% probability that a Debbie will be eaten. 100% if you consider that I ate the last Debbie on my way home.

Sad.

Party Treats. wdsiemer ii

#3 
I'm about to watch the series "Quantum Leap" on Netflix for the third time.

Quantum Leap.
"Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished.

He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home."

Sad.


Friday, December 2, 2011

Is It Old?

Is It Old?

Everyone likes to share interesting links. Sometimes I see a span of a month between one person posting an amusing link and another. On Facebook, I often see people late to the game, and it doesn't even seem relevant to still share the link since everyone has seen it.

There's a site I saw in Time that tries to address this issue. I haven't really tried it out because I don't share much outside content, but if you do please let me know about your experience.

I tested it on a site and a sub-site  I've seen a hundred times titled, "Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got." It's a good story.

Zach Wahls
The result of the site at IsItOld.com told me it was ridiculously old. It also stated, "This is starting to seriously smell. Watch it and move on. It has been tweeted 1668 times already, and the first time was 283 days ago."

The result of the sub-site at IsItOld.com told me it was old. "Yikes. Looks like the 60 plussers are your audience for this one. It has been tweeted 19625 times already, and the first time was 2 days ago."


IsItOld.com


Tagline:
Before you make a complete fool of yourself when you send a link to your friends, colleagues or twitter followers, enter it here to make sure it's fresh enough.

Who is Little Debbie?

Little Debbie

Little Debbie has me hooked. Every time I go to the grocery store, her seductive eyes draw me in to purchase her product. Okay, she's a little young for me, but her Zebra cakes are downright sexy. I'm blissfully gaining a pound a day. Here is what they don't show you in the Little Debbie logo...
Little Debbie Full Body Shot. wdsiemer ii


Match Sticks Personification

Match Sticks Personification

Pixar excels in personification, or giving inanimate objects human qualities. This is a nice photograph with the same qualities by Charley Elmaga.

After two hours of experimentation and
tinkering with my cam, I came up with this shot.
(Photograph courtesy Charley Elmaga/
National Geographic Your Shot).

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Christmas Scene

Christmas Scene

Yes, it was one of those type of days...



The Sketchpad

The Sketchpad
12.01.11

As stated, The Sketchpad will be undergoing some changes as I publish my online collection of portfolio work. I want the look to be consistent across all media. Some changes may only be temporary. Header is a little large, but I'm stuck with the pixel space.

Changes usually take some time to adjust to, so please bear with me. Sometimes you know as soon as you see them you will always hate them. Just ask Gap.

COMMENTS WELCOME!