Preacher says world will actually end in October

From his appearance, Harold Camping may be the only one on Earth who will actually be obliterated on or by Oct. 21.

Put Harold Camping's face on a stick and celebrate the end of the world Oct. 21
Just cut out his beady little eyes so you can see what he sees.

He kind of looks like an Madagascar aye-aye...

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God, How Nice

Harold Camping

Camping's PR aide, Tom Evans, told the L.A. Times that the group is "disappointed" that 200 million true believers weren't lifted up to heaven on Saturday while everyone else suffered and eventually died as a series of earthquakes and famine destroyed the Earth. "You can imagine we're pretty disappointed, but the word of God is still true," Evans said

Rapture

We may currently be dead.

News of Today

Tomorrows Rapture & "Macho Man" Randy Savage dead.

I've heard everybody's take on Facebook today, and it's all fairly much the same. Most of it had to do with zombies after rapture, slim jims, R.I.P. (I see R.I.P. and I automatically think eery Halloween grave markers, not Rest in Peace), and "ooh yeah!" I was never a fan of wrestling, but it saddens me whenever I hear of a life cut short.

Apocalypse

You will be dead in about 24 hours.