Nobel Prize for Chemistry

Nobel Prize for "Chemistry"

I thought I had the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in the bag for my innovative work over the last 10+ years. I have carefully formulated thousands of concoctions responsible for everything from curing stress, headaches, quenching thirst, and providing recreation.

Unfortunately my work has been overlooked yet again and my chemical mixtures, such as Cool Blue Gatorade, Jeremiah Weed's Lemonade with a slight hint of SoBe Mango Orange will not receive the recognition they deserved.

I'll continue to work hard in my field. If my liver continues to hold up, you can expect great new advancements in Chemistry from me.

My Non-Nobel Prize-Winning Formula. wdsiemer ii